Homestuck Alphabet

A is for Ancestors, shadows of the past
B is for Becquerel, a dog that can manipulate reality
C is for Condense, she's a really bad sea-queen
D is for Doc. Scratch, an excellent host
E is for English, destroyer of universes
F is for Filial pails, wait, oh no
G is for God tier, for the best players
H is for Hussie, you're welcome
I is for I Don't Want To Miss A Thing
J is for John, Jade, Jake, and Jane, they don't differ much you see
K is for Karkat, he's a really crabby troll
L is for Legislacerators, they uphold justice
M is for Marquise Mindfang, she's a deadly pirate
N is for Nepeta, a sweet troll girl
O is for Ominous, Scratch is this
P is for PM, a mail lady becomes powerful
Q is for Quest bed, for the bravest players
R is for Rainbow Drinker, a different kind of vampire
S is for Sburb, this game changes everything
T is for Terezi, she's an odd blind troll girl
U is for uranianUmbra, she's nice but mysterious
V is for Victory, Black is destined to have this
W is for WQ, a ruler who exiled herself for the greater good
X is for %, Equius likes to replace X with that
Y is for 8^y, I told you dog
Z is for Zillyhoo, a legendary warhammer